I'm so hungry I could eat a Hippo

If you were Goodwill Zwelithini, King of the Zulus, you might get to do just that.
A SOUTH African hippopotamus named Vincent has been killed and cooked for Zulu King Goodwill Zwelithini after the animal wounded a game ranger. Wildlife authorities donated the carcass to the Zulu King, who had it cooked up for the annual reed dance, where maidens dance bare-breasted before the monarch, The Star newspaper reported.